To be fair, as a pirate you also get wenches, grog, salt air, the occasional bit of violence, and an optional parrot and a pegleg.

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heyitsnoah:

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To be fair, you also get the director’s commentary and often some pretty sweet extras. But god, yeah, nothing irks me more than being advertised to on a DVD I PAID for.